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   ANON

   02/13/2012 at 5:12 PM

   ANON HERE

   HELLLLLLLLLL NAWLLLLLLLLLL ROD & KAREN

   YOU WILL NOT I SAY YOU WILL NOT JOKE ABOUT THE MEATIEST of all MEATS!!!

   RIP MOOOOOO AND OIIINNNNNNK !!! Only place where you go in with 5 dollars and leave with a weeks worth of meat parts!!!! My grandmother rolling in her grave at the mismangement of the discount meat stores causing them to go bankrupt!!!

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   ProfessLCH

   02/11/2012 at 6:17 AM

   I gets DOWN with Valentine’s Day. Each and every one. All of the time. Never missed ONE celebration of it. EVERYTHING about me says “Yo, she’s one of THOSE.” I’m so down with it? I buy myself flowers, chocolates, and special items or tickets to events to celebrate, even when I’m not feeling it. In my childhood, my father bought my mother and I chocolates every Valentine’s Day, setting that precedent in our household for how we get down. My brothers set that precedent for their daughters as well.

   And though I initially found Rod’s “breakup countdown clock” disconcerting? Ultimately, I’m in full agreement. If you’re not going to celebrate with me? Leave ASAP; I’ll celebrate without you. And if you’re not going to celebrate with me? The relationship can’t be that great anyway, so, if you stayed, it would likely be a whack “celebration,” filled with tight faces & uncomfortable silence. No. Thank. You.

   In fact? I’m SLEEPING on Valentine’s Day 2012. Although I’m going to hear live music tonight at a concert/fundraiser billed as a Valentine’s Day event? I need something sparkly and hearts and flowers in my space ASAP. Let me go do what I need to do.

   Happy Valentine’s Day. Or not. To thine own selves, be true!

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   Dante Peachtree

   02/10/2012 at 11:12 AM

   I’m a bouncer and my ex said, “You know how people always threaten to shoot you at work? I’m actually going to…in the the dick!”

   I was preturbed to say the least….

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