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Year: 2012 (Page 19 of 28)

297: Water Pistol Pete

Rod and Karen discuss arguing at the basketball court, promoting your product, facsimiles, high school recruiting, Jalen vs Skip and Stephen A, crispy chicken, Theraflu review, driving through a crowd, pit bull attack, distracting the cops, throwing the baby out the window, Facebooking after killing mom, 89 bags on the balls, Bieber impersonator, eating sexy chicken, sword ratchetness, grand theft Nashville, Atheist sign, cell phone domestic, Starbucks pedo, beating up the handicapped for a Playboy, burning down the house and Sperm bank daddy.

Intro: Eat Your Vegetables – Childish Gambino
Outro: Theraflu – Kanye West

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296: Am I Suspicious?

Rod and Karen talk with Amanda Butler-Jones and Chris Lamberth about the Howard University campaign for Trayvon Martin, Chris’ stand up progression, Dwight Howard and Stan Van Gundy, World Star Hip Hop, Wrath of the employer, Neo Nazis in Florida, teenage love with teacher, PETA vs. Kanye, sanitizer and mouth wash, car wash prank, balls so hard, Waffle House Facebook crime, Warren Sapp bankrupt, sword rathetness, NBC producer fired, man in a dress, man in a van and WWE party ends in death.

Intro: Pubic Enemy – A Tribe Called Quest
Outro: Package Store – Big KRIT

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Amanda’s Website: http://huamisuspicious.com/
HU Am I suspicious Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/groups/HUJusticeForTrayvonMartin/
Chris’ Website: http://themundanefestival.tumblr.com/
Chris’ Youtube Page: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisLamberthComedy

Spring Cleaning Random Thoughts

It's only a slight change right?

1. The people who make Run Pee need to come out with an app called “run shit” where they tell you about 15 minutes of the movie instead of the five minutes they tell you about now.

Is it Buy One Get Two For A Hand Shanty?

2. Qdoba has a buy one get one free coupon for a kiss on Valentine’s Day. What do I get for a blow job?

One day someone looked at this animal and thought "I want its skin on my genitals"... weird.

3. If lamb skin condoms are made of lamb skin. Sheep skin condoms are made of sheep skins. What are bare skin condoms by Trojan made of?

The new American Family

4. They should change the name of “The Cleveland Show” to “African American Dad”.

Because isn't there a fetish for EVERYTHING?

5. Why isn’t someone being extremely ashy a fetish? I mean everything is a fetish to someone else right? Why not “ash to mouth” porn?

Why go to college if this is all it takes to get women?

6. If porn is as influential as people say it is then why aren’t there a lot more pizza men in the world?

So it's crazy in the movie "Fight Club" but cute in the comic section of the paper?

7. So are we pretending that Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes didn’t have severe multiple personality disorder represented by Hobbes the Tiger?

I'm giving up sweets and dealing with people.

8. I gave up “on humanity” for Lent.

This was the coolest shit ever growing up!

9. I wonder if MJ actually kept anything in the pockets of that leather zipper jacket.

At this point... why are you even still playing the game?

10. I’m convinced that the only people still playing “Words With Friends” are cheaters and people who don’t mind losing.

Uh Mike's never coming back yo...

11. Mike has been in Brazil for a long time at this point. I think they should change the site to “Brazilian Mike.”

Can you crack the case of the internet making you obsolete?

12. They printed the last set of encyclopedias this week. So does that mean from now on kids will read novels about Wikipedia Brown?

Oh no I've got the Call of Duty Flu

13. Big movie and video game releases make me sick and I need time off work. It’s a very rare disease.

She's actually 23 years old.

14. Whenever I see an old person smoking cigarettes I always think, “Good for you. You beat the odds!” Then they tell me that they are actually 25 years old.

My nicotine.

15. I don’t judge smokers because I’m fat. I have impulse control issue with my eating. I’m a chronic masticator.

It's also good for alliteration!

16. I’m glad we as a people got comfortable with the term “Black” because “African American” is too long for porn titles.

Except the songs that are longer than 5 minutes.

17. All of Nicki Minaj’s songs are 3 to 5 minutes too long.

You made me care about this character?!

18. Do the people who were upset that Rue was black in “The Hunger Games” movie know that the bible took place in Africa? Uh oh…

No wonder it doesn't ever come out right!

19. Microwave Mexican food is the laziest of all the food groups. The instructions are way too casual. “Open one end of the package and cook 1 to 5 minutes.”

Actually I will take your word for it.

20. I hated reading when I was growing up. I was the only kid who actually took Levar Burton’s word for it.

Yes... ma'am

21. Women think I’m really respectful but honestly I just think “ma’am” is short for “mammaries”.

295: Simping Saturday Radio

Rod and Karen do a special The Black Guy Who Tips Radio edition of the feedback show.

Intro: I Wanna Be Down – Brandy
Outro: Lady – D’Angelo

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294: McCollard Greens

Rod and Karen are joined by Tye Diamond and Yolie the Jew to discuss Justin’s rant, MJB and Burger King, Childish Gambino’s Trayvon punchline, Kanye and Kim K, millionaires and weed, Bad Girl’s racism, Lotto craziness, gay for pay, puppy love, Flexing on them, chair pee man, catter up, purse baby, the ax-girlfriend, sword ratchetness and two cheeseburger bj.

Intro: I Can Love You – Mary J Blige
Outro: I’d Rather – Tiron and Ayomari

Twitter: @rodimusprime @SayDatAgain @yoliethejew @tyediamond
Email: theblackguywhotips@gmail.com
Blog: www.theblackguywhotips.com
Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

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Yolie’s Website: http://www.youtube.com/user/YolieTheJew
Tye’s Podcast: http://tyediamondshow.podomatic.com/

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