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BDS 545: Penis Veneers

Rod, Justin, and Karen discuss listener feedback, Yankees fans banned indefinitely, Jimmy Butler, Liz Cambage on OnlyFans, New England head coach,  Snoop Dogg hosting NFL honors, Jontay Porter, Scottie Pippen, AJ Brown reading a book on the sideline, sports bar dedicated to gambling, Eagles fan banned from game, Connor McGregor accused of SA again, Kawhi is fine with a minutes restriction, Wemby jersey swap goes wrong, Hornets trade, Mike Tomlin, Zion Williamson suspended, Caron Beck transfers to Miami, Brandon Jennings, Torey Craig Megan Thee Stallion drama, DPOY, NCAA Women’s basketball getting paid, KD meme dropped, RG3 and his wife and a fired falconer.

 

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  1. Dr_Doughstax

    What it do Rod, Karen and Screaming Jay Smith,

    I hope all is well.

    What do y’all make of Cam Newton mentioning Fox Sports sexual harassment lawsuit during that segment with Stephen A. Smith? Smith was speechless and Orlofsky’s eyes got big as shit, but I thought it was a reach to compare that and Mark Andrews not talking to the media after dropping that pass. Like…those are two completely different topics.

    Notre Dame has been a football independent since forever despite being in Big Ten country, in part because Michigan’s Fielding Yost once said he didn’t want a school full of “…Irish, Catholics and immigrants” in the Big Ten. Fielding Yost was basically Daniel Day Lewis from Gangs of New York but as a football coach. And as Ohio State put the finishing touches on beating Notre Dame this past Monday, I know Fielding Yost was looking up from Hell *disgusted*. On one side, Notre Dame lead Marcus Freeman (side note: Fielding Yost definitely hated niggas with “free” in their names) and on the other side, Ohio State.

    I’ve heard folks say that losing to that shitty Michigan team in November should dampen the shine of winning the national title; that Ohio State fans, myself included, are a tribe of apoplectic psychos not just for wanting Ryan Day fired after losing to Michigan but also for expecting Day to win a national championship this season so he could keep his job.

    And to that I’d say: Well that’s y’all, cuz y’all ain’t never won anything (shouts out to big jeans and Michigan Jordan).

    Most folks can’t relate to their team winning a national championship cuz they ain’t won enough to have high standards. For others, greatness has to be the stuff of legend cuz they’ll *never* see it and can imagine it. Most folks grapple with the sinking feeling that their favorite team has gotten worse over their lifetime. COULDN’T BE ME! Michigan won a title last year and look at them now: broke, dusty, depleted and got Sherrone Moore working off a sharp cropper contract. Meanwhile, we spent $20 million on a roster *and will be spending more money again cuz you do what you want when you poppin.* So congratulations to all the Ohio State players who made this possible, it was a lotta fun watching them put Notre Dame on the torture chamber.

    I hope y’all have a wonderful weekend and thanks as always for the dope shows,

    Dough

  2. Mary

    Hi Balls Deep Crew! Well, Ryan Clark stays fighting everybody. Now he and Marcellus Wiley got into it over an episode of Marcellus’s podcast that he not-so subtly titled ‘Ryan Clark Caught Blatantly Race Baiting the Lamar Jackson vs. Josh Allen Debate!’ Marcellus is the worst. He used to do afternoon ESPN radio in LA with Max Kellerman. I don’t know how Max keeps getting stuck with these guys. Marcellus would say crazy stuff like he didn’t believe in history or white privilege, and Max would have to try to talk sense to him. Marcellus would also purposely pump up the Clippers – who does that in LA?!? It was crazy. Anyway, Ryan tried to reach out to Marcellus because they know each other, but Marcellus answered the phone and hung up. Weak. Keep up the good work!

  3. Romey_Rome

    Shout out Rod, Karen & Jimmy Butler. Your favorite bucket getter is back at it again. Getting suspended 2 games for missing a team flight. Also, wearing Suns colored shoes implicating he wants to be traded there. I feel like the Heat and Jimmy are having an uncomfortable work standoff and Jimmy and Pat both don’t mind it getting a little uncomfortable despite how much it will hurt the team. I dont really like the heat so im hear for the pettiness.

    Lamar out here fucking up in the playoffs again. If he would’ve won we would’ve been guaranteed an all black OB superbowl but oh well at least Josh Allen play like a black QB.

    Keep doing yall thing as the #1 podcasters in the game.

    Romey_Rome

  4. FYAHWORKS

    Greetings Rod Karen and stephen J smith!

    Oh man stephen A recently sat down with Howard stern as they spoke on various topics and the one that stood out to me the most was him saying he wanted to host SNL. Its in his bucket list. You guys think he can pull it off? For one they have did skits on him and first take already so that wouldnt be fresh if they were to do that with him. I know he has done skme tv worm on the soap general hospital but drama and comedy are 2 different worlds.

    Speaking of different worlds, was mike brown the issue in sacramento? Since he left and doug christie took over, the kings have been playing much better and currently sit 7th in the west.

    Lastly, Rod when you right, dammit youre right! You have said so many times that these agents be making up stories to create buzz for their clients. The other day a rumor came out that said bradley beal would waive his no trade clause to go to milwaukee, then it came out that he was extending it to miami and the lakers. Bucks came out and said aint no interest over here and this is a non existent story. At the end of the day beal to the suns was a bad trade and phoenix might be stuck with that ass

    Have a good one

    Fyahworks out

  5. chubbzero

    Good evening rod, Karen and jamar jackson. All year long this james brown looking ass nigga been straight balling with 40 something td’s and only 4 interceptions and you suddenly decide in the divisional playoff game against the bills to throw the worse i.n.t. of the year and also put the ball on the ground trying to make something happen? Oh well, it is what it is…. maybe next year bruh! What’s been funny is watching some of the talking heads on TV twist theirselves up by taking it easy on lamar. I think dan orlovsky said something like you’re a loser if you blame anybody for the ravens loss. Huh? Somebody gotta take the heat right? I think nick wright said it best by saying it’s patronizing by trying to absolve him of all the blame. Hey rod, I know you’re a Carolina fan (as am I) so how long you think ole white wife loving Hubert Davis got as the heels head coach? If I was the ad in chapel hill, I’d give dawn Staley a call. I feel with the right backing she could be a successful men’s coach. Alright guys. Yall have a great weekend. Oh yeah rod. I’m gonna try to come and see you and bo in raleigh next week!

    • SANDLERAGONY

      Salutations, Rod, Karen & Jris Boyd

      Long ago in the year of our Lord 2002, it was week one of the NFL as the Browns faced the Trent Green led Chiefs. Fast forward to the final seconds of that game, as the Browns stopped a desperate Trent lateral to a player as he was going to get sacked, Dwayne Rudd did the most “nigga , you stupid” thing you nevvvver do. He threw his helmet in jubilation as the Browns were going to win the game, only to put Kansas City 15 yards in position to win it on an untimed down, which they did 40-39.

      The actions of Kris Boyd weren’t enough to change the Texans outcome in their loss to KC, but what a dummy. Remirio fumbled on the opening return (which Samjae recovered for KC). Pushed a coordinator for thinking he did something, only to have me smile for something a former Browns player did.

      As for the penalties? Bruh, I don’t want to hear. Did Pat try to bait Houston into getting flagged in parts of that game? Sure, but these niggas beat themselves all game. Hard to give a shit about a flag here or there, when you didn’t give the team a chance. Chiefs played C+ game & it didn’t matter what you should’ve done or could’ve done.

      Again, that Kris Boyd was soooooo stupid. I wonder if Dwayne Rudd’s CTE been acting up.

      Peace out.

  6. AutumnVO

    Rod! After you said you’ve been taking Creatine I haven’t been able to get “Cre-A-Tine” by Cool Breeze out of my head. Lol!

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